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WHAT IF...?
More wrestling angles you'll never see... - We meet Raven's brother and it turns out to be... The Undertaker! By association, it's revealed that Kane is actually Raven. On stilts. - Chris Candido and Tammy Sytch join WCW. The "New Bodydonnas" quickly win the WCW tag team titles and hold on to the belts for two years without ever having to defend them. - Hulk Hogan returns to WCW. As Vincent's valet. - The Blue Meanie and George "The Animal" Steele form a new tag team: Dumb and Dumber. - The Blue Meanie and Mark Henry form a new tag team: Two Tons of Fun. - The Blue Meanie and the Blue Blazer form a new tag team:... ah, never mind. Now it's just getting silly. - Norman Smiley feuds with Eric Bischoff and creates a new dance move in the process: "Smack My Bischoff". - Alex Wright's rumored new gimmick: The Happy Gestapo. - Jerry Lawler snaps and beats the hell out of Michael Cole, looking at the camera the whole time and screaming "Come back Jimbo! For the love of God, PLEASE come back!" - Shane McMahon, in another desperate effort to please his daddy, starts dressing up as the daughter he always wanted. He's later seen walking out of Too Much's dressing room, looking rather disheveled and wearing a big grin on his face. - The Brood are forced to give up their bloodbath gimmick due to a sudden increase in the price of strawberry Jell-O. - Steve Austin shows up on RAW with his ribs taped due to his injury at Rock Bottom. WCW sues him for stealing Diamond Dallas Page's old gimmick. AK-47 |